Feng Shui Ninjas http://www.fengshuininjas.com Rearranging the furniture between your ears Mon, 22 Feb 2010 23:23:52 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 new limited edition EP “Spoilers” at Marscon! http://www.fengshuininjas.com/2010/02/22/new-limited-edition-ep-spoilers-at-marscon/ http://www.fengshuininjas.com/2010/02/22/new-limited-edition-ep-spoilers-at-marscon/#comments Mon, 22 Feb 2010 23:23:52 +0000 dave http://www.fengshuininjas.com/?p=174 We will have a special limited-edition EP called "Spoilers" this year at Marscon. It contains works-in-progress tracks for our (as yet unnamed) second album, which will be released in June. It also contains the track "Santa Baby", which will be on our No Mercy Christmas album planned for this coming holiday season. Cost is whatever you're willing to donate!

]]> http://www.fengshuininjas.com/2010/02/22/new-limited-edition-ep-spoilers-at-marscon/feed/ 0 t-shirts and more at the Feng Shui Ninjas Cafepress store http://www.fengshuininjas.com/2010/01/06/t-shirts-and-more-at-the-feng-shui-ninjas-cafepress-store/ http://www.fengshuininjas.com/2010/01/06/t-shirts-and-more-at-the-feng-shui-ninjas-cafepress-store/#comments Wed, 06 Jan 2010 18:50:34 +0000 dave http://www.fengshuininjas.com/?p=166 We've just opened a Cafepress store with Feng Shui Ninjas t-shirts and beer steins. Be the first on your block to have a t-shirt from an obscure band that almost nobody has ever heard of!

]]> http://www.fengshuininjas.com/2010/01/06/t-shirts-and-more-at-the-feng-shui-ninjas-cafepress-store/feed/ 0 Feng Shui Ninjas – Bloody Valentines at the Varsity! http://www.fengshuininjas.com/2009/12/21/feng-shui-ninjas-bloody-valentines-at-the-varsity/ http://www.fengshuininjas.com/2009/12/21/feng-shui-ninjas-bloody-valentines-at-the-varsity/#comments Mon, 21 Dec 2009 17:29:18 +0000 dave http://www.fengshuininjas.com/?p=164 We're returning to the Varsity Theater for another show on friday Jan 29. Apparently, they didn't learn better the first time. With Valentine's Day coming up, we're planning a healthy dose of romance along with our usual murder and mayhem.  Tickets are available online from Afton, the promoters who made it possible.  And again, please buy your tickets online ASAP, because the sooner we sell 20+ tickets, the sooner we get locked into the time slot we want.

]]> http://www.fengshuininjas.com/2009/12/21/feng-shui-ninjas-bloody-valentines-at-the-varsity/feed/ 0 No Mercy Christmas at the Varsity RAWKED! http://www.fengshuininjas.com/2009/12/18/no-mercy-christmas-at-the-varsity-rawked/ http://www.fengshuininjas.com/2009/12/18/no-mercy-christmas-at-the-varsity-rawked/#comments Fri, 18 Dec 2009 19:37:21 +0000 dave http://www.fengshuininjas.com/?p=161 We had a great time at the Varsity Theater show last night. Thanks to Afton Shows for inviting us, and to Silverness, Sleeper and the Sleepless, Astral Ward, and the other bands and people who made it possible - most of all our fans, who braved the winter to come share a little holiday cheer with us.

]]> http://www.fengshuininjas.com/2009/12/18/no-mercy-christmas-at-the-varsity-rawked/feed/ 0 No Mercy Christmas makes the news! http://www.fengshuininjas.com/2009/12/15/no-mercy-christmas-makes-the-news/ http://www.fengshuininjas.com/2009/12/15/no-mercy-christmas-makes-the-news/#comments Wed, 16 Dec 2009 00:28:08 +0000 dave http://www.fengshuininjas.com/?p=154 There's an article today in The Examiner about our No Mercy Christmas Tour! Thanks to Monica for the great writeup, and as always, we're happy for media coverage that doesn't involve search warrants. Among other things, the article says:

The Feng Shui Ninjas' website tell us that they are "rearranging the furniture between your ears."  They do this well.  The Feng Shui Ninjas often take a standard  and transform it into something unique that is difficult to discern an original from a cover.

The holiday season only brings more joy to the band as they embark on their 2nd annual No Mercy Christmas Tour.  Favorite yuletide carols are not sacred, though the Feng Shui Ninjas say that they tend to stick with traditional melodies that have "a body count."

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Merry Christmas!

Feng Shui Ninjas - Santa Baby

]]> http://www.fengshuininjas.com/2009/12/01/santa-baby/feed/ 0 Eagles Club show rescheduled http://www.fengshuininjas.com/2009/11/27/eagles-club-show-rescheduled/ http://www.fengshuininjas.com/2009/11/27/eagles-club-show-rescheduled/#comments Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:29:52 +0000 dave http://www.fengshuininjas.com/?p=149 Just so you know, our upcoming show at the St Paul Eagles Club, originally scheduled for Dec 5, has been moved to Dec 12. But it's still the No Mercy Christmas Tour, so you can expect our usual dose of carnage and horror for the holidays!

And this year, the No Mercy Christmas Tour is a TOUR! Besides the Eagles Club on Dec 12, we're playing the Varsity Theater in Minneapolis on Dec 17, and Coffee Grounds in Falcon Heights on Jan 2. Anyone who attends all three shows will get a special present from the band. Be afraid.

]]> http://www.fengshuininjas.com/2009/11/27/eagles-club-show-rescheduled/feed/ 0 Varsity Theater show! http://www.fengshuininjas.com/2009/11/13/varsity-theater-show/ http://www.fengshuininjas.com/2009/11/13/varsity-theater-show/#comments Fri, 13 Nov 2009 21:10:29 +0000 dave http://www.fengshuininjas.com/?p=145 The Feng Shui Ninjas will be playing at the Varsity Theater in Minneapolis on thursday, Dec 17, in a show sponsored by Afton Twin Cities. Tickets can be purchased from Afton online. This is a new promoter for us, so good sales and a good turnout are hugely important. So please, buy a ticket (or two or three or a hundred) and come out!

We're treating this as an extension of our No Mercy Christmas Tour II, and will be doing at least a couple of holiday-themed songs. If you want to hear more, come to our show at the St Paul Eagles Club on Dec 5 as well!

]]> http://www.fengshuininjas.com/2009/11/13/varsity-theater-show/feed/ 0 Horror Movie makes the Dementia Top 20! http://www.fengshuininjas.com/2009/10/16/horror-movie-makes-the-dementia-top-20/ http://www.fengshuininjas.com/2009/10/16/horror-movie-makes-the-dementia-top-20/#comments Fri, 16 Oct 2009 17:30:28 +0000 dave http://www.fengshuininjas.com/?p=142 Our song "Horror Movie" debuted this week at #20 in the Mad Music Archive Dementia Top 20! You can go vote to get us up the charts. Sign up for a free account if you don't have one already, and vote! Thanks to DJ Particle for her long-running support of our music.

Also, congrats to Beth Kinderman for having two songs in the DT20 right now! "Mary Sue" rose to #3 this week, and "Stand" debuted at #13.

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What do you think? We're really happy with it because it represents well how we want our recordings to sound.

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